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ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE !!! BUT NO UNDESIREABLE CHARACTERS ALLOWED !!
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Male
27 years old
East of Calif., West of Maine.
United States
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English. But particularly, GOBBLEDEGOOK.
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Webster's Students Dictionary. Is there anything better??
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Playlist? Playlist? Whe
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I laugh when everyone else is crying. I cry when everyone else is cheering.
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Da ladies. They used to terrify, mortify, stupefy, and beguile me.
But I do have a way with the ladies---IT'S MY BURDEN !!! And I am their prey !!!
Ladies ! In the arms of an extraordinary man you have cause to weep no more. LET ME QUELL YOUR PAIN.
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LonelyGargoyle has 27 friend(s)
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That's private ! OOOOoooooooooo ! My favorites??? Race cars and certain other racy things.
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I'm usually a skunk at the garden party.
I'm so far behind in the race I actually think I'm winning.
I'm a frivolous cretin who never thinks because there are better things to do.
I'm a perennial adolescent cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
I'm such a reprobate that only my mother could love me---and that's debatable.
I prefer personal gratification over common decency.
Indiscretion is the better part of my valor.
I pretend to be a self righteous prig with no amorous experience.
What has become my hope will become my doom.
As svelte as an antelope, sexy as a gigolo, personable as a politician. So much appeal, but, alas, so little character.
My reality is your insanity.
SAVE ME LORD, but not just yet. I'm having too much fun.
BUT REALLY, WHO AM I? I AM A MIST THAT APPEARS FOR A LITTLE WHILE AND THEN VANISHES.
MY MOTTOS: No song unsung, no wine untasted.
If I can't dance to the music, I don't
want to listen to it.
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