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Funny Stories
Posted On 01/08/2008 23:13:41 by aurora
In the spirit of Christmas, some funny stories sent to me from various friends . holidays.santa.gif

I live in a semi-rural area.We recently had a new neighbour call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer crossing sign on our road.The Reason "Too many Deer were being hit by cars " and he didn't want them to cross there anymore laughing.animatedlol.gif

My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a Taco. she asked to waiter for minimal Lettuce to which he replied he was sorry they only had Iceburg. unsure.dontknow.gif

The stoplight on the corner buzzes when the light is red. I was crossing with a co-worker of mine who asked if I knew what the Buzzer was for. I explained that it was to let any blind people know that it's a red light. Apalled she responded "What on earth are blind people doing driving?" laughing.rofl.gif

When My husband and I arrived at the automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told that our keys had been locked in the car. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to to unlock the drivers door. As I watched I instinctively tried the passenger door handle and discovered it was open "hey" I said to the Mechanic "it's open" to which he replied "yeah , i know I already got that side" crazy.estaloco.gif

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From: Lindy
12/17/2005 14:16:38
thanks for sharing..... I love to laugh smile.gif
The more the glee...he he he.... the more the merrier me!
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From: StrawberryFields
12/16/2005 07:28:39
Sometimes you really have to wonder about people don't ya?

TOO Funny, Thanks for sharing biggrin.gif


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