1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Sadly... no. But my parents were born first.

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? Lately? Almost daily unfortunately.

3. SO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? I could be a doctor...

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Operative word is MEAT.

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? 4

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? I'd probably hate me because we would be too much alike.

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Duh...Isn't that a sauce?

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? They are hanging out as usual.

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? THERE IS NOT ENOUGH PAIRS OF UNDERWEAR IN THE WORLD...

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Anything containing meat...sadly I have not found one yet.

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Depends on if I am running across the house to go to the bathroom or not.

12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Physically yes... the other strengths? Not a chance in heck.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Free

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Odors

15. RED OR PINK? Pink... cause it matches my belt and shoes.

16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? The LEAST? What? You don't want a list?

17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My sanity. Sucks when that guy leaves for sure!!

18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU?Why do I need my own answers?

19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Are you a stalker?

20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? MEAT!!!!!!!

21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? The people in the room laughing at my seemingly honest answers...

22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? The shavings in the sharpener part of the box. They make cool window art when you melt them in the oven... Public Service Announcement: Don't forget them in the oven and then try and broil chicken. Not so good as a flavoring!!!

23. FAVORITE SMELLS?Meat!!!

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? The guy trying dilligently to sell me something that I didn't want. I hung up on him.

25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS? Depends... Who sent this?

26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? The fights where a hockey game spontaneously broke out.

27. HAIR COLOR? SHORT!!!

28. EYE COLOR? No thanks.

29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Could never see them to put them in.

30. FAVORITE FOOD? Oh geez... MEAT!!!

31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Depends

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? The one I didn;t sleep through... but I don't remember which one that was.

33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? Fleshy skin tone one. I got it for my birthday.

34. SUMMER OR WINTER? So what? Don't I get one that has a realistic temperature in it?

35. HUGS OR KISSES? I like the whole package

36. FAVORITE DESSERT? Cheesecake... just becauseI have not found one made with meat... that i like anyway.

37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? The ambulance... they are pretty darn dependable!!!

38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? My stimulus check...

39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING RIGHT NOW? This one...

40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? My mouse, silly:-)

41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T.V. LAST NIGHT? The screen... No really, I did.

42. FAVORITE SOUND? " You have just won the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes... and with it comes a truckload of MEAT!!!" Sadly that has not happened yet though... Then maybe I'd invent a breakfast cereal made from meat!!!

43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?  Lets see... rocks or bugs? Tough choice. Aren't Beatles made of meat?

44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? That place that my van broke down... I Europe I think it was...

45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? Sarcasm... and grilling meat!!!!

46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Washington... great apples... not so good for meat though.;

47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK? Anyone that doesn't flame me for blatant sarcasm:-)

48. WHAT TIME IS IT NOW? Hmmmm. I am hungry...

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