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Old 09-20-2007, 02:21 PM
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My son, who is 8, was learning how to say a blessing on the food. His first try came out:

"Heavenly Father, please bless the food that we may eat it in remembrance of the body of thy son, In the name of Jesus Christ Amen!"



He seemed so proud I couldn't burst into laughter and destroy his confidence. We have since corrected the prayer.
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