Steel Magnolias (1989)
Shelby: Truvy, you know what you need in here? You need a radio, takes the pressure off of everyone feeling they have to talk so much.
Truvy: I had one once, but I threw it up against the wall when I couldn't figure out where the batteries went. I know now I was suffering from pre-menstrual syndrome.
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Annelle: Miss Truvy, I promise that my personal tragedy will not interfere with my ability to do good hair.
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Truvy: Oh, Sammy's so confused he don't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt.
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Ouiser Boudreaux: I'm not crazy, I've just been a very bad mood for the last 40 years!
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Ouiser Boudreaux: You are evil, and you must be destroyed.
Clairee Belcher: Mother Nature's taking care of that faster than you could.
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p.s.
I had to stop there...I think the whole movie is just too darn funny.
That is the closest thing that you will get to my hometown here in backwoods Georgia!!!!!