07-31-2008, 10:04 AM
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More humor....
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"My 4 nephews were part of a quartet assigned to sing in sacrament one Sunday, they had been practicing for a while and while some could find their pitch, others couldn't. Finally after the last practice the oldest of my nephews called out to the guys, 'if you miss your part just start crying and then join in at the end of the song, they'll never know.'"
--Anna Afuvai
"Many years ago as a teacher of the Sunbeam class in Primary, I was giving a simple lesson about the temple. One of the more precocious little girls in the class was anxious to report to us that her parents were attending the temple that very day. Not to be outdone, a little boy, the youngest of a very large family, quickly piped up with, 'My parents are already married.'"
--Barbara Dukes - Gridley Third Ward, Gridley, CA
"My son was two and learning to say the blessing. 'Heavenly Father, please bless this food, in the name of Jesus Christ, (silence)......and Ronald McDonald!, Amen!.'"
--Regena Palmer
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