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Originally Posted by Mullenite
Because I've been retired most of my life I tend to think a lot.
Yesterday as I drove around in Houston this thought came to mind.
1.Zombies want to eat brains so why do they always go for legs and intestines and such?
2. Why would a Zombie bite you and turn you into a Zombie? He'd just increase competition for a decreasing food source.
3. Could you use a shark proof chainmail suit as a way to protect against zombies? There's no way they could bite harder than sharks.
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we can prevent zombies by simply keeping worchishire sauce out of the morgues....
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