Here - an e-mail I got yesterday.
The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into
the local Coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5
minutes, and when I came out, There was this cop writing out a parking
ticket.
I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person
A break'?
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His
insensitivity Annoyed me, so I called him a 'Nazi.' He glared at me and
then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires.
So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He
finished The second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue. This
went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him
The more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus,
and the car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper
stickers that said *edited for political content*
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. The
doctor tells me that it's important to my health.
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Wickedness never was happiness.
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