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Old 09-10-2008, 08:05 PM
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Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married
> Ruth?
>
> A. Ruthless.
>
>
> Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ?
>
>
> A. German Shepherds.
>
>
> Q. Who was the greatest financier in the
> Bible?>
>
> A. Noah He was floating his stock while
> everyone else was in
> liquidation.
>
>
> Q. Who was the greatest female financier in
> the Bible?>
>
> A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the
> bank of the Nile and drew out a Little prophet.
>
>
> Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the
> Bible?>
>
> A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the
> Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also,
> probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.
>
>
> Q.. Who was the greatest comedian in the
> Bible?
> A. Samson. He brought the house down.
>
> Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children
> as to why he no longer lived in Eden ?
> A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
>
> Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant
> lawbreaker in the Bible?
>
>
> A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at
> once.
>
> Q. Which area of Palestine was especially
> wealthy?>
>
> A. The area around Jordan . The banks were
> always overflowing.
>
> Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in
> the Bible?>
>
> A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep
> sleep.
>
> Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
> > A Joshua, son of Nun.
>
> Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark ?>
>
> A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
>
> PS... Did you know it's a sin for a woman to
> make coffee?
> Yup, it's in the Bible. It says . . ."He-brews"
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