So my friend from CA was a nurse, and she worked at a nursing home. This happened to another nurse there.
There was the one old coot there that hated apple juice, and every day when the juice cart came around he would ask for orange juice. One day he was asleep when the juice cart came around, and when he woke up he was disgusted to find a container of apple juice waiting for him.
Now on the same day, the nurse had told him that they needed a urine specimen. The empty sterile container was sitting on his nightstand, waiting until he got the urge.
He stared at that apple juice until he got an idea... he poured the apple juice inside the urine specimen cup, put the lid on, and set it to wait until the nurse came in. In a while, the nurse came in and saw it sitting there.
"Oh I see you have your specimen ready" she said, "The color certainly is dark, isn't it?"
Before she could pick it up, the old man grabbed it, opened it up, and drank it quickly, saying, "Let's run it through again and see how it comes out the second time."
The nurse clapped her hands over her mouth and ran from the room.
ROFL! I bet they didn't give the old man any more apple juice.
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