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Old 09-18-2008, 01:37 PM
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A man and his wife are sitting in the living room and he says to her:

"Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state dependent on some machine. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."



His wife gets up and unplugs the TV.
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