[Godless]

Some good lightbulb jokes:

How many economists does it take to change a lightbulb?
21. 1 to change it, and 20 to speculate about the lightbulb's future.

How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?
127. 4 to debate about the kind of change that is needed, a committee of 20 to determine which of the 4 has the best solution, 100 to protest about something completely unrelated, one to write a book about how conservatives allowed the lightbulb to go out, one to make a documentary about the same thing, and one to change it when no one else is paying attention.

How many conservatives does it take to change a lightbulb?
Change? That's just more commie-talk from the radical left.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? (because if you can't laugh at yourself...)
None. There is no empirical data to support the hypothesis that it needs changing.

How many agnostics does it take to change a lightbulb.
None. There is no way of knowing for sure whether or not it needs changing.

How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb.
3. One to change it, and two witnesses.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb.
None, no one can change the bulb but the bulb itself, and it has to want to change.

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb.
No clue. Many have tried, none have succeeded.