If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
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