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Originally Posted by Wingnut
When I couldn't find my normal perfume this morning, what else was I supposed to wear? Do you expect me to go out without any fragrance on?
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(Quizzicial look and deep thought) If I answer No, Wingnut will think I want her to continue wearing WD-40 won't she?
If I answer Yes, Wingnut will think I want her to parade around with her Generic scent, won't she?
(What to do! What to Do?)
(Ahhah! The answer)- Have you thought about doing as I do, hang a clove of garlic around your neck and spray Listerine under your arms? I think people like it cuz they always comment they have never smelled anything like it?