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Originally Posted by ceeboo

Good morning to all

As I begin my 3rd day here on LDS.Net ( November 24, 2008 ), I am left with many of my questions unanswered??

Where, if not here on this forum, can an investigator like me find answers to these deep doctrinal questions ????

I have spent alot of money ( thanks again Pale ) to find these answers but it seems as if I have been ignored my many.

Any advice would be greatly appreciated !!!

Peace,
Carl

these questions? i thought most of them had been answered but i'll throw my answer to them out there. i hope you find it helpful.

Originally Posted by ceeboo

Thanks to everyone for such a warm welcome. I am not feeling as nervous as I once did.

I have a few questions about this site. I think the answers may help me get a better flavor of things around here.

1. Why does everybody pay Pale ??? ( how much do they give him and how often ? ) you pay as often and amt of what you need... aka a bribe... and as a side note most issues don't need a head mod to resolve them and they don't cost as much to bribe..

2. Is Checkerboy real ?? ( or is he a made up character ?? ) are you real? is anyone here real?

3. This prison chaplain guy, is he really a Mormon in disguise ?? that's confidential mod info sorry

4. When using the " laugh button " are you really laughing when you hit it ??? if you do not actually laugh when you use the button your mouse will shock you. though it was costly programing (pale had extra money just laying around somehow) we thought it necessary to prevent misuse of the button.

5. If I desired to become a Head Moderator, how do I go about it ?? that's where the bribes to pale come in.... or you may choose to bribe multiple non-head mods and we can over ride him.

6. Is it true that ALL Mormons love green jello ?? only the ones from ut, the ones in the south think they are all crazy

7. Is Dr T really a Doctor ?? i hope so otherwise all those sessions he holds in chat have been a huge scam.

As an investigator, these are a few of my most important questions. I look forward to the responses.

God bless,
Carl