Frank Sinatra got his shoes shined. After the man shining his shoes was finished, Frank asked him:
"What is the largest tip you have ever received?"
"$100 Mister Sinatra," was the man's reply.
Frank did not want to be out done in tipping so he pulled $200 in cash out of his pocket and handed it to the man that had shined shoes.
After handing him the money Mister Sinatra asked: "By the way, I'm curious, who gave you a $100 tip?"
"Why that was you Mister Sinatra," the man replied with a smile.
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