If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless ?
What do you call a fish with no eye ?
FSH !
Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?
He was charged with battery.
There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy?
The one on the range.
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True Grits
"If you have integrity, nothing else matters. If you don't have integrity, nothing else matters." (~Alan Simpson~)
"If you have men who will exclude any of God's creatures from the shelter of compassion and pity, you will have men who will deal likewise with their fellow men." (~St. Francis of Assisi~)
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