I heard this was a rockin thread so I thought I might jump in.
Dear Santa,
I would like inner peace and to know all is right with the world. Just the other day on a local radio station there was a call-in contest where you got a prize if you were the first to name all of your reindeers. The call that disturbed me most was the second or third caller to get it wrong. The woman said it went like this... dasher, dancer, prancer, vixon, comet, cupid, obama, blitzen...
