This is for those who have listened to the original song "the boy does nothing" by Alesha Dixon. If you haven't heard it, listen to it on the youtube link below:
YouTube - Alesha Dixon - The Boy Does Nothing *Full* & Lyrics
Right, now the parody. The above song is basically a woman having a go at a guy for doing nothing. Below is the guys response:
YouTube - Adrian Dixon - The Boy Does Plenty - Chris Moyles Show Parody
All you men out there will understand
EDIT: For the non-British folks, I forgot to mention "bird" is British slang for a woman.