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Old 01-06-2009, 08:37 AM
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For those of you who missed church on Sunday


Here is a recap!


Four Worms and a lesson



A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon




The Minister reported the following results:




The first worm in alcohol

Dead




The second worm in cigarette smoke

Dead











Third worm in chocolate syrup

Dead




Fourth worm in good clean soil

Alive


So the Minister asked the congregation

What can you learn from this demonstration?

Maxine who was sitting in the back

Quickly raised her hand and said,




'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate

You won't have worms!'

That pretty much ended the service.


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