
01-06-2009, 08:37 AM
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For those of you who missed church on Sunday
Here is a recap!
Four Worms and a lesson
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon
The Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol
Dead
The second worm in cigarette smoke
Dead

Third worm in chocolate syrup
Dead
Fourth worm in good clean soil
Alive
So the Minister asked the congregation
What can you learn from this demonstration?
Maxine who was sitting in the back
Quickly raised her hand and said,
'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate
You won't have worms!'
That pretty much ended the service.
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