Some old but still fun riddles....
Why can’t cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
What do you call a skeleton in a closet?
The winner of a hide and seek game.
Why didn’t the sesame seed leave Las Vegas?
He was on a roll.
What did the Chicken say when she saw a plate of scrambled eggs?
Oh, my mixed up kids.
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Blessed are those who need no reasons other than their love for the Savior to keep his commandments” (Elder Faust, Ensign, Nov. 1991).
Treat your body like a temple, not a woodshed.
Everyday righteous living will be increasingly difficult. In addition, holders of the priesthood may well have to meet some extra challenges in safeguarding and providing for their families.---James E Faust, November 2004 Conference
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