Can I tell you a story first? Would you believe me if I told you that I almost went to prom with a guy who thought it would be great if I wore a black dress, because he had a flamingo pink tux that he thought would look great with a black dress? (true story)
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If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? -- Milton Berle
Now the trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. -- C.S. Lewis
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