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Old 01-27-2009, 09:09 PM
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From Dear Abby: Every time people insist they're right, I recall a story I read somewhere about a husband who insisted that his wife was becoming hard of hearing and planned to prove it.

While working in the back yard one day, he stood a distance behind her and said,
Martha, can you hear me?" No response. Moving closer, he repeated: "Martha, can you hear me?" Still no response. He moved closer still and said, "Now can you hear me?"

She replied, "For the third time, yes".
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