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Old 03-23-2009, 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted by LDSJonesE View Post
Hey Guy's, I just thought I'd share a message I recieved from an Anti Mormon:
"... I am MORE Christian than you'll EVER be..."
Just thought it was Ironic how unchristian it sounded for him to say that...

Anyone got any other quotes?
The best Anti-Mormon story of all time -- I'm going to have to retell it from memory unfortunately -- involves a woman who went to Salt Lake City to investigate the Mormons.

So she gathers up her courage and decides to find out what is really going on in the Temple. So she sneaks past the armed guards and finds her way down into the basement, where all the babies are sacrificed. It was here that she accidentally tripped an alarm. In a desperate attempt to escape the guards who are in pursuit (and who intend to kill her), she flees upstairs to the highest level, runs through the orgy-room (which she describes in some detail), throws open the window and makes a daring escape diving out of the Salt Lake Temple, into the Great Salt Lake.

I've always been impressed with ANYONE who can jump 14 miles!!! Even if she doesn't like my religion, she can be on any Olympic team I organize ANYTIME!!
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