A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical-looking parrots on a perch and says, "The parrot on the left costs $500."
"Why does the parrot cost so much?" asks the man.
"Well, the parrot knows how to use a computer," the shop owner says.
"How about the one in the middle?" the man asks.
"It's $1,000. It can do everything the other parrot can do, and it knows how to use the UNIX operating system."
"And the one on the right?" the man asks.
"$2,000," the shop owner says.
The customer whistles. "What can that one do?"
"To be honest," says the shop owner, "I have never seen it do a thing. But the other two call him 'Boss.'"
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