04-10-2009, 04:57 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pam
A man, his wife, and his mother in law went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there the mother in law passed away. The undertaker told them " You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother in law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here in the Holy Land and you would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead." "I just can't take that chance."
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HAHA I've heard that one before, but it still makes me laugh!
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