The meaning of the title to this post is twofold, in that I am both brand new to this forum and to everything associated with it. I don't mind sharing that I've had some unpleasant experiences in religious organizations in the past, but I hold no grudges and wish to move forward rather than remain in one place. To lighten this post up a bit, my favorite musician is the late, great Warren Zevon ("Send lawyers, guns and money".) I hope to learn some new things on this forum about the Church of LDS and maybe talk to a few people about Warren Zevon.
That about covers it.