A great retirement plan
At the Bristol Zoo in England there is enough parking spots for 150 cars and 8 busses. The parking lot attendant collects (US)$1.40 per car and $7 per bus. He had worked there for 25 years. One morning he didn't show up so the Zoo management called the City Council to hire a new attendant.
"No" said the council. "The parking is your responsibility"
"Err No, the parking attendant was hired by you' said the Zoo.
"No" we didn't hire him" answered the Council.
Somewhere in a villa in Spain is a bloke that collected over $3 million dollars over the years. AND NOBODY KNOWS HIS NAME.
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