Isn't it obvious?
Women are the enemy of all that is good and holy in the world. You poor, poor heterosexual men. I'd organize a parade to extol the virtues of men, but I'm busy fixing my hair up to go ensnare the attention of a man who will never appreciate me.
I swear, there just aren't enough hours in a day.
(Setheus, Honey, the seams on your nylons aren't quite straight. And those kitten heels do nothing for your legs.)
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