For those of you who haven't got the faintest clue what this 1st pres letter was about, you're fine.
For those of you who do, I'm sure you're not surprised to discover the church is against them.
If I were rich, I'd have the time that I lack, to sit in the synagogue and pray.
And maybe have a seat by the Eastern wall.
And I'd discuss the holy books with the learned men, several hours every day.
That would be the sweetest thing of all.
If I were a rich man...