Oh My Gosh, Josh ~ I thought my Sis was the one who "coined" that phrase. She really is in a ward like that. There are no Young Men and Young Women or Primary children at all. Once a child is 3 the entire family is moved into the Family wards.

My husband and I are looking for a NearlyDead ward/branch. The children in our ward are so loud and disruptive we really can not hear what is being said from the pulpit. We aren't the only ones either ~ I see most of the older members sitting forward and straining to hear. It would be so easy for our stake to form a NearlyDead ward. We have more High Priests than Elders!