The Saga of the Chicken.
So, I need some sage advice figuring this out. Tonight we are speaking about the performance of the chickens and Hindi mentioned that chickens were omnivores. I was gonna throw them some small potatoes that had started to sprout and get soft and she said they needed to be cooked. Hmmm I wonder who cooked for them before? Do you think the Pilgrims cooked the chicken's food?
Is there record of it in Mormon Annals?
I promise that neither of us was drinking intoxicans or weed. I promised to obey the prophet and I know she had not had time yet.
So then we started talking about what an Omnivore was and I mentioned that for a while when I was little, we had some black and white pigs and my step father fell into the pen and cut himself with a machete doing it. I was quite little and did not see it but everyone said that the pigs tried to eat him. I guess pigs are omnivores also?
After that we had white pigs and they were nicer. I do not know where the black and white ones went.
So then we started talking about chickens again and then she thought about the fact that Humans are generally omnivores, except those who are not. Curious that.
Then she said she always wondered how humans tasted and I told her I had no idea but I had heard that we are not really tasty. Apparently we are tough and stringy.
Does anyone know?
This all while cooking dinner.
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