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Old 10-03-2004, 12:46 PM
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Originally posted by Matt@Oct 3 2004, 09:50 AM
John. He was using irony for comedic effect.

I typically answer a question that the asker already knows the answer to with the incorrect answer. My theory is that it will make people stop asking me questions when they already know the answer, but it doesn't seem to work.

"Hey bat, are you typing something on your computer right now?"

"No, I am waterskiing at Utah Lake."
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"Hey bat, are you typing something on your computer right now?"

"No, I am waterskiing at Utah Lake."
Ooh, ooh, Bat! Don't get your computer wet!
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Old 10-20-2004, 08:18 PM
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Your wife knows your situation more than any of us, why don't you tell her everything you know in a non acusitory way and see what she suggest you do?
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