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Old 09-28-2008, 05:03 PM
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In a pit, deep in a jungle, were no one comes to offer a rope or even looks down the pit. A man and a testimony.


This man and his testimony climbed out of the pit today and is trekking thru the jungle back to civilization!

Then again, the jungle has a lot of wonderful things in it made by Heavenly Father. I just might stay in the jungle for a while and do some missionary work on the jungle natives!
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Watch out for the cannibals though. lol If they start approaching you with knife and fork..RUN!!!!
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HoosierGuys two biggest questions -

1. Is HoosierGuy going to get the Melchizedek Priesthood in 2009?

2. Is HoosierGuy ever going to join so many others and be offered a moderator position on lds.net?

3. Sometimes HoosierGuy is on chat and on the boards and sees lots of moderators and wonders - why have I not been offered a mod position?

Ok, that is three questions or two and a half questions and one statement. But you get the point I'm trying to make.
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Old 09-30-2008, 10:21 AM
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I can't take this anymore. I'm giving up. No, I'm not leaving the Church or stop going to services. I'm giving up on something else.

If I disappeared off the face of the earth I doubt anybody would notice. So, why not disappear? It would probably make some people happy anyway!

President Monson said - ... As we survey the challenges of life, that which is easy is rarely right. In fact, the course that we should properly follow appears at times impossible, impenetrable, hopeless.”

Impossible? Yep. Impenetrable? Oh yes. Hopeless? Seems so. But at least I'm not lonely. Oh wait, I am!

I think the Circus will go on without me. I doubt if any of the performers would miss me. I doubt if the audience would miss me. Maybe the paymaster would miss me. Then again, he would probably say - "I'm glad he's gone. He was nothing but a whiner anyway. Not worth his check."

Maybe the lions would miss me - they always look at me as a possible future meal. Then again - out of sight out of mind; and that is so true.

And it is true for me, unfortunately - out of sight, out of mind. And the world keeps going on.

Yep. I'm not in a good mood. I feel horrible. More horrible than you know. And the above is the best I can say right now. But if anybody wants to knock me upside the head with a sledgehammer, feel free to do it. Out of sight, out of mind.

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i think if you keep on the path you've just got back onto, then yes you will
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