That Rock Won't Roll!

[StrawberryFields]

That Rock Won't Roll!

Here is a thread about Kidney Stones.

Does anyone have a secret recipe that helps to move these things along and aviod surgery?

Here is what I have found so far.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qi...19202928AAZX8rO

[Elphaba]

That Rock Won't Roll!

Here is a thread about Kidney Stones.

Does anyone have a secret recipe that helps to move these things along and aviod surgery?

Here is what I have found so far.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qi...19202928AAZX8rO
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I read the site you linked, and after looking at the different suggestions, here is what I came up with:

1. Have a famly member move a couch near the bathroom.

2. Combine the following ingredients and warm them over low heat until the liquid is warm to the touch, but not hot:

2 oz Extra Virgin Olive Oil (This breaks down into a good fat for your body, too!)
2 oz Freshly squeezed Lemon Juice
2 Tablespoons Honey (optional)

Guzzle down the mixture as fast as possible, and I suggest plugging your nose. Wait a second or two to make sure that noxious concoction is going to stay down.

3. Go sit on the couch and start guzzling a six-pack of beer down as fast as you can. Remember, this is medicinal, so you should be good. Have someone with you to hold you up, because after the third beer your probably going to be falling over, even if you‘re sitting down. Also, make sure they have a good sense of humor, because you’re going to be drunk, and they’re not.

4. I would tell you to drink the barley water, but if you drink one more thing you're gonna hurl. Plus, after all that beer you're going to be passed out cold, so don't bother with the barley water.

5. Wake up and run into the bathroom, sit, sigh, and suddenly notice something kind of funny looking come out. But don’t look too close, because you’ll still be a little drunk, and if you lean over too far you will fall over head first and roll right out of the bathroom.

If that doesn’t work, drink more beer. Let me know if you need me to help.

Elphaba

[StrawberryFields]

Thanks Elphaba!

[Old Tex]

Call the Home Teachers and ask for a blessing.

[Gabelma]

That Rock Won't Roll!

Here is a thread about Kidney Stones.

Does anyone have a secret recipe that helps to move these things along and aviod surgery?

Here is what I have found so far.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qi...19202928AAZX8rO
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enough prunes and your bodywill get rid of em I am sure lol

-Charley

[Alaskagain]

Elphaba, I am ROLLING on the Floor! You are a stitch! :P

Berry, I have always heard Cranberry Juice; that recipe is a new one to me! But shoot, I'd certainly give it a try. I would also request a blessing -- but do that BEFORE you drink the 6 pack.

[john doe]

I had a stone once. I was driving home and the pain hit me so hard I lost the feeling in my arms for a while. I called my wife and she came home to find me curled up in a ball in front of the toilet. I never did see the stone come out, though. I thought I was going to die from the pain. Maybe it stayed in there waiting for an encore presentation.

[pam]

SF as we discussed on messenger...get the lite beer. Will still let you keep that girlish figure. haha

I hope people know I'm kidding...though with kidney stones I'd be willing to try almost anything to get rid of them.

[Moksha]

Does anyone have a secret recipe that helps to move these things along and avoid surgery?
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Have you tried combining milk and Pepsi?

[StrawberryFields]

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Have you tried combining milk and Pepsi?
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That sounds like it would make me puke again... Does it work or do you want me to puke?

Thanks everyone so much!



The other night when I ended up in the ER there was a knock on the door It was Eldon the sweet older man who was the volunteer. He asked if I was LDS and I said yes. He then asked if these men from the church could come in and see me. The nurse taking the case history said if she says yes I will have to tell you to tell them that I get her first. Eldon left to go tell them. I looked at hubby and said that was strange, we have been in ER's before and never been approached like that. Not long after the nurse left there was a knock on the door and two men with hospital badges entered the small ER room we were in. They asked how I was. I smiled through gritted teeth and said fine. They asked if there was something they could do and I looked at hubby again and said I think we are fine. I asked how they happened to be there at that time and they explained it was their calling, they visit the ER and then on Sunday deliver the sacrament. I smiled as I remembered taking the sacrament with my FIL a few months back when we stayed with him in rehab. They wished us well and left. Hindsight I wished that I would have allowed them to give me a blessing. It has been a very long time since someone I don't know well has given me a blessing.

Tonight I asked my oldest son to assist my hubby in giving me a blessing. I loved hearing him call me by my full name. I loved being blessed by the Priesthood through him and my husband.

I go back to the urologist on Thursday if these stones have not passed I am headed for a two-part surgery. One stone is quite large and sometimes they need help to pass. I believe help comes in many forms.

Thanks again, SF