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Old 06-19-2008, 10:43 AM
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Well, unless it's "rocky road" ice cream, I ain't goin' to Mars.
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Old 06-19-2008, 11:25 AM
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Remember, the dinosaurs were stolen....but boy, I sure do miss Calvin and Hobbes.
Me too! I have all the books. I try to read them to the kids, but they are too young to get the warped humor!!!! LOL LOL

I love The Far Side too!!! Funny stuff.
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Old 06-19-2008, 11:27 AM
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What if the people on Mars were stolen at the same time as our dinosaurs were stolen?????

But why would the thieves leave behind the ice cream???
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The Associated Press: Mars lander loses day of work after data glitch

Someone needs to tell the Mars lander, in not eating ice cream...it seems having a bug lately. LOL
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What if the people on Mars were stolen at the same time as our dinosaurs were stolen?????

But why would the thieves leave behind the ice cream???
Lactose intolerant????
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*...using his deep jamaican accent...* Because it was very baaaaad ice cream, mon.
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I wonder how much it would cost me to acquire Mars from the Creator, since it was a dead earth? LOL [Real Estate humor]
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Hemi, it turns out that I live in the only county in the US where the county clerk will accept mining claims filed on Mars. We've got a guy here who has filed dozens of them.

I guess the county needs the money...LOL.
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I wonder why there is no chemical rover sensor to figure out if it was Dreyers or Ben & Jerrys. LOL
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I wonder why there is no chemical rover sensor to figure out if it was Dreyers or Ben & Jerrys. LOL
Hmmm... I don't know, but Ben & Jerrys > Dreyers.

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