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Old 11-16-2008, 09:25 PM
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Thankfully, we can now have four years of it being pronounced nuclear.
quite true.....I wonder how many more times Obama will say 57 states instead of 50.....
they all have to be famous for something....
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LOL My second grader was reading to me, and came upon the word nuclear. She said it just like that. Nu cle ar. I said to her, "Say that again!" so she did. Nu-cle-ar. She was perplexed at my glee. I told her, "Baby, you can read a word that the President can't!"

In his defense, NCLB predates Bush. As much as I'd like to blame him, I can't.
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LOL My second grader was reading to me, and came upon the word nuclear. She said it just like that. Nu cle ar. I said to her, "Say that again!" so she did. Nu-cle-ar. She was perplexed at my glee. I told her, "Baby, you can read a word that the President can't!"

In his defense, NCLB predates Bush. As much as I'd like to blame him, I can't.
Don't you mean ECLB? (Every Child Left Behind)
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Don't forget...he stole the election......
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Don't forget...he stole the election......
.......twice. Selected, not elected. He threatened to have Dick Cheney take the Supreme Court 'hunting' if they didn't rule in his favor.

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Bush also knocked down those 2 buildings in New York
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quite true.....I wonder how many more times Obama will say 57 states instead of 50.....
they all have to be famous for something....
Here's a video of that famous flub.

YouTube - I've been to 57 States??
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Here's a video of that famous flub.

YouTube - I've been to 57 States??
Thanks! I actually had never heard of this, but it's pretty funny. I can't say I blame him though...with as fuzzy and foggy as his head must be, and the rigors of the campaign trail, he probably felt like he'd been in 57 states. Although if McCain had said it, I'd be making fun of him to no end (I'll admit it).

I love the credit at the end of the video.
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