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Old 07-08-2008, 07:19 PM
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Aren't we scheduled to depart for our African safari in one minute?
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Can we maybe find me a new monkey for my back?

Do you think a mountain gorilla would make me look fat?
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You might end up on the Gorilla's back huh????

Do we have enough room for pets?
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Are you wanting a house cat or a lion for your pet?

And have you had your pet spayed or neutered?
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Old 07-08-2008, 07:35 PM
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Did you all get your shots?
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Ever heard of the peanut butter shot?
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Is that some sort of alc. drink?
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I got all my shots did you????

Should my pet stay home????

What are peanutbutter shots?
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Are you sure you want to take peanut butter shots to Africa where there are Elephants who might become extremely attracted to them and roam around in a drunken stuper? Should I have use paretheses on that question first? Why arent more birds scared of me? Why do the flying monkey's land on me and ask me to pull thier finger and thumbs?
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Do they pass gass when you pull their finger????

Isn't hot and dry better than hot and stickey????

What are we eating???? or should I ask???
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