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Old 06-27-2008, 01:57 PM
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Does anybody have any champaine?
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Well, wasn't the captain SUPPOSED to stay awake while steering?
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Who would want to break the WOW wisdom at a time like this?
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Isn't he supposed to go down with the ship?
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Dont you think that empty champaine bottles float?
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Why, will an empty chanpagne bottle actually hold me up?
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What does it mean when I can't feel my toes?
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Am I an engineer or a doctor?
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How should I know?
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Did I answer your question about your toes?
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