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Old 07-12-2008, 09:14 AM
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Super Grits, can you make me some Cinnamon and Apple oatmeal?
Oatmeal?

Oatmeal????

You are asking me, Super Grits, to make you oatmeal?

Since when did I become a waitress instead of Super Grits??????

(Super Grits then turns her Laser Vision - which is what she uses to heat up her grits super fast - on to Ram and cooks him until he is a deep brown/orange color. He is still alive, but now he must walk around with a ridiculous orange tan. LOL LOL)
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Old 07-12-2008, 12:52 PM
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So you finally decided to join us Super Grits?
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Old 07-12-2008, 01:53 PM
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Hey!! I thought I was catwoman??? And my super power was making Dr T hate me??? How did Vanilla take over??? is she a usurper just like Jacob?? (harumph! now i'm gonna pout..taking over my catwoman super hero...)
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Oatmeal?

Oatmeal????

You are asking me, Super Grits, to make you oatmeal?

Since when did I become a waitress instead of Super Grits??????

(Super Grits then turns her Laser Vision - which is what she uses to heat up her grits super fast - on to Ram and cooks him until he is a deep brown/orange color. He is still alive, but now he must walk around with a ridiculous orange tan. LOL LOL)
How did you know I always wanted one of those fake orange tans? Did you know that I'll occasionally eat grits, but prefer oatmeal? And I'm sorry to say, but did you know that your grits are tough, which is why I asked for oatmeal?

Did you know that Savannah makes green grits for St Pat's day?
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Old 07-12-2008, 05:56 PM
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So you finally decided to join us Super Grits?
Are you trying to be funny?

Didn't you guys leave me asleep by the yellow brick road in Oz?


Did you guys know that I like my grits with sour cream? MMmmm.
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How did you know I always wanted one of those fake orange tans?
Did you know that you glow in the dark now?

Maybe you could be the ORANGE Lantern????!!!!!!!!!!
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Don't you know that I don't own a lantern?

Perhaps I could be the DayGlo salesman?
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OK help me .... What are grits???????
Do you really want to know? Hasn't anyone told you of the Southern breakfast food, akin to oatmeal and Malt O'Meal, which has created the accent of the South for years?

Is there anyone who eats them straight? Is it possible that anyone eats them right out of the box? Doesn't Tough Grits eat them with sour cream?
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Did you just see me laugh?????
Do you think I have a secret spy vidcam set up in your home, that covers the entrance hallway into the living room and adjoining kitchen...?
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