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Old 07-21-2008, 07:53 AM
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Why don't we take care of Dracula by putting a steak through his heart? Anyone know where we can butcher a cow?
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Don't you know that the killing vampires with stakes or steaks doesn't work? Haven't you seen how they always come back in the movies?

Hey, isn't that Miss H being entranced by Dracula?
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Is he feeding her chocolate? Do you suppose it's drugged? Isn't that the oldest trick in the book?

What do we do?
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(Sorry to interrupt the flow...but my LOL button is on the fritz!)
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Does anyone here in Transylvania know a good electronics technician?
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HEY, HEY, HEEEEEEYYYYYYY! -Did that help Miss1/2?
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Old 07-21-2008, 11:58 AM
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Did anyone hear any complaints or screams of help from her when Drac was biting into her neck?
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Old 07-21-2008, 11:59 AM
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oh, he was BITING?
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Would that be a bad thing?
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Dr T, wasn't Drac biting you earlier? Or was he just admiring your stethoscope?
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