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07-22-2008, 08:40 AM
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Hey, which way do we turn at the fork in the road?
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Didn't Fozzie Bear tell us to turn at the spoon in the road?
Does anyone eat frog legs? Don't you hate thinking about all those poor frogs on crutches?*
*compulsory Kermit the Frog joke from their first movie.
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07-22-2008, 08:56 AM
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(hahaha! rame! my favorite is whenever kermit's all "it's a myth! myth!" and that chick show's up and goes "yeth?")
so, now, what are we doing? where are we going? and, why are we here?
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07-22-2008, 01:03 PM
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07-22-2008, 02:03 PM
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Did you know that out of all the colors of the rainbow, green is one of them?
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07-22-2008, 02:06 PM
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Did you know that the opening chorus for the Muppet Show are:
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It’s the Muppet Show with our very special guest star . . . Dr T!
It’s time to play the music. It’s time to light the lights.
It’s time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.
It’s time to put on makeup. It’s time to dress up right.
It’s time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight.
Why do we always come here? I guess we’ll never know.
It’s like a kind of torture to have to watch the show.
And now let’s get things started. Why don’t you get things started?
It’s time to get things started
On the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, Muppetational
This is what we call the Muppet Show!
(Gonzo blows his trumpet - or at least attempts to.)
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07-22-2008, 02:09 PM
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Wouldn't you know that I was one of those tortured beings, forced to watch the Muppet Show every week for years?
And did you know it hurt to have people compare my nose with Gonzo's?
And did you know, I don't think Gonzo has gotten over it yet?
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07-22-2008, 02:50 PM
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Where's Beaker?
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What? I mean.....I'm right here! NO! Beeker is right here! I mean.....we weren't just in that closet.....I mean....NO! my lipstick isn't smudged! Can you all just quit starring?
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07-22-2008, 03:45 PM
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 what have you done, Miss?
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07-22-2008, 04:43 PM
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Would kissing a Muppet count as infidelity?
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