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Old 07-23-2008, 10:01 AM
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So is the papal authority tied to the chocolate chip cookie?
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So is the papal authority tied to the chocolate chip cookie?
Are you aware that tying up the Pope goes directly against our teachings ?????
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Did you know that some groups do not ingest caffeine? hmmm caffeine and chocolate hmmmm...
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Have you ever heard a catholic priest say, "by the authority of the chocolate chip cookie, I pronounce you man and wife"?

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Were you aware that not all groups think that eating green jello will get you into Heaven?
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Old 07-23-2008, 10:10 AM
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Isn't it orange jell-o?

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Isn't celestial jello yellow?

(and they called it yellow jello!)
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Didn't Gonzo's nose get like that from eating Jell-o?
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Isn't celestial jello yellow?

(and they called it yellow jello!)
Have any of you even read the Church Docrine??? Are you aware that the yellow jello has been condemed and thus replaced by bthe pure vanilla pudding??
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Isn't it true that the mormon's value the Catholic chocolate chip cookie but felt it was missing nuts?


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