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07-23-2008, 01:45 PM
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Is that a spot light boo, or is this more of a help you see the light sort of thing?  |
Does a " help me see the light " light give nearly enough weight to describe my better half??
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07-23-2008, 01:48 PM
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In what way is she your better half?
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07-23-2008, 02:03 PM
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In what way is she your better half?
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to answer that with a question ( LOL )  ??
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07-23-2008, 02:34 PM
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Isn't it true that the mormon's value the Catholic chocolate chip cookie but felt it was missing nuts?
( just call me Ed McMahon. Perfect set up for the next joke, Johnny!)
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Didn't anyone catch on to your perfect set up?
Were the chips missing nuts, or the Catholics? And how can we help them catch them?
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07-23-2008, 02:36 PM
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What's up with Bert? Why is he so angry?
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You're the Doctor, why don't you ask him?
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07-23-2008, 02:37 PM
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In what way is she your better half?
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Can't you see that his half is broken?
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07-23-2008, 02:38 PM
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Did you know that the fried chicken and pig's feet are pretty good here at the Muppet restaurant?
Hey, has anyone seen Miss Piggie and Big Bird lately?
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07-23-2008, 02:39 PM
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Didn't anyone catch on to your perfect set up?
Were the chips missing nuts, or the Catholics? And how can we help them catch them?
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I know! Thanks for catching it there, Ram!
I was already for the "Are you saying mormons are all nuts?"
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07-23-2008, 03:18 PM
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Hey, has anyone seen Miss Piggie and Big Bird lately?
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Why is my daughter crying?
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07-23-2008, 03:26 PM
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Why is my daughter crying?
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Because we locked the door to our rockin' and rollin' party! Would you all like to come in? How do you like my new disco ball? Can you see my dazzling smile in the reflection? Cha cha cha!
( I wanna put on my my my my my boogie shoes! Just to boogie with you!)
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