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Old 07-31-2008, 05:16 AM
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Ram.....do you know how funny you are? I am seriously laughing out loud!!!
Funny? You think this is funny????

What if I take another 100 points from your class? Now do you still think it's funny???

And what if I wave my wand and add whiskers, ears and a tail to you? Will that be funny, as well?
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And what if I wave my wand and add whiskers, ears and a tail to you? Will that be funny, as well?
(it would be funny for me!!)

you called me spineless? why you gotta be so mean?
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Everyone knows Rame was a morticians' understudy prior to being a dishwasher's assistant. How do you think he learned how to cut hair?
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Wouldn't it be weird if the mortician was Miss 1/2? The master becomes the student and the student becomes the master?
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that's like too much for me to wrap my mind around moe...don't you know i'm pea-brained?!
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Aren't you better off pea-brained than pee-brained?
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(it would be funny for me!!)

you called me spineless? why you gotta be so mean?
Did you really call me mean? Or are you just being spineless because you can't take it?

Would it help you if in our next location I pick someone nice to impersonate, so I don't have to hurt your feelings?
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Everyone knows Rame was a morticians' understudy prior to being a dishwasher's assistant. How do you think he learned how to cut hair?
What do I have to do to get you students to work completely in questions? Perhaps you would like one of my "hair cuts"? Perhaps something akin to Sinead O'Connor would look nice on you?

And did you know that dishwasher's assistants get to eat all of the leftover food on the plates? Do you know how expensive it was to attend Hogwarts 30 years ago?
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Did you really call me mean? Or are you just being spineless because you can't take it?

Would it help you if in our next location I pick someone nice to impersonate, so I don't have to hurt your feelings?
you know...that really would help! my feelings are fragile, don't you know?
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you know...that really would help! my feelings are fragile, don't you know?
How could I tell when you have a byline that talks about gangsters?

Do you want to be known as the gangster with fragile feelings?
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