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Old 08-02-2008, 10:51 PM
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And isn't it a wonder that Tough Grits realized just who I really am? Are you trembling over your next exam in Potions' class?

Since it has taken everyone so long to realize this, wouldn't it be a shame if I took 100 more points from Gryffindor????!!!!!
Why is it a "wonder" for me to have guessed immediately who you were?

Have you been underestimating me again?

Don't you remember what happened the last several times that you have done that?

Didn't you know that I am working undercover at Hogwarts?

(I work at the ministry, and we are keeping an eye on "certain" students AND "certain" professors...ahem.)
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Old 08-03-2008, 02:23 PM
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Oooohhh, are you the new professor of the Dark Arts' class? Did you know I've been wanting that job for years?

Do you still insist that Lord Voldemort has not been resurrected? BTW, I know some centaurs in the nearby woods - would you care to lecture them on how they are beneath the rest of us?
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rame....how dare you say the name of "he who must not be named"?!
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Old 08-03-2008, 04:41 PM
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Don't you think a gangster should be a little more...., well, gangster?

Why are you so afraid to say Voldemort's name?
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Old 08-04-2008, 07:42 AM
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No questions in a 12 hour period?

Did I mess up by using Voldemort's name? Did he zap everyone with the cruciatus curse?

Or did you all go on holiday to some other location without me?

Hello? Is anyone there? If I said, "I'm sorry" would you all come back?

Hello?
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rame...do you know how funny you are?!

what if we just don't have anything to say?
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Old 08-04-2008, 08:03 AM
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What if I never read the books nor saw the movies? Would I have any idea what you're all talking about?
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Old 08-04-2008, 08:31 AM
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Siouxsy - If I knew how funny I was, do you think I'd still be working as a prison counselor?
And when has not having anything to say ever stopped many people from speaking up and saying nothing?

MoE - Don't you know that the wonderful thing about fantasy is that you can make it all up as you go along?

Would this be a good time to go somewhere else? Captain MoE, would you like to beam me up to the Starship Enterprise?
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MoE, you DO know who Captain Kirk and Captain Picard are, don't you?
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Captain Kirk? Captain Picard? Don't you think your attempts to assimilate me into your silly club are a bit futile? Can't you see that this is all a bit illogical?
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