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Old 09-04-2008, 10:52 PM
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arent mobsters sometimes called gorillas?
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Aren't gorillas just big monkeys? Aren't monkeys just adorable and cute?
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if monkeys are adorabls abd cute....shouldn't gorillas be?
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Don't gorillas have something to do with Ram?
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you got me there....i.... "dont know much about com-pu-ters....dont know much bi-ol-ogy....but i do know that we are here.....holding ice cold...cans of"...er....yea...ok...better stop there......does anyone even know that song but me? can we go see the big top now?
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Don't gorillas have something to do with Ram?
Now that is just sick and twisted.

Shouldn't it be: "Don't 'goriillarettes' have something to do with Ram?"
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Isn't "ram" an action verb? such as "they went to ram the tree trunk into the door of the castle"? Or are we talking about a different "ram"?
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Isn't "ram" an action verb? such as "they went to ram the tree trunk into the door of the castle"? Or are we talking about a different "ram"?
Ram darling? Wouldn't you like to come and introduce yourself?????
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Halfers, did you say something mean to Ram? Is that why he doesn't play with us anymore?
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