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09-17-2008, 02:14 PM
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If you got it, is it contagious? Do any of the rest of us really want it? And don't you always cheat?
Do you feel the need to talk with your bishop about your OCD for the number 4000?
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09-17-2008, 02:15 PM
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If there's a short bus from Toledo to Toledo, how long would you have to hold your breath underwater?
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09-17-2008, 02:16 PM
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Did you know that I know the guy with the record for holding his breath underwater the longest? Of course, would you also know that he's still down there???? 
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09-17-2008, 02:47 PM
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Does a short bus have any seat belts?
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09-17-2008, 02:52 PM
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What kind of a question is "Did I cheat?"? Do you really think you didn't cheat? And what's this business about me being on a the short bus? Just 'cuz I'm only 5'3"...
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09-17-2008, 03:07 PM
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Oh, I missed it?
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09-17-2008, 03:21 PM
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Is Dr T’s refutation, a sign or things to come; or perhaps a senior moment?
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09-17-2008, 03:48 PM
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Don't things move quickly in this thread sometimes?
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09-17-2008, 04:53 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MarginOfError
Did I get it? Was that cheating?
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You stole 4000 from me? I new there was some conspiracy....some reason I couldn't log on!
It was YOU! Mr. I always need a breath mint!!!
And now you have taken the only joy in my life! (hand on the forehead)
How will I go on?
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09-17-2008, 05:03 PM
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How could u not go on 1/2? You wouldn't deprive us all of your humor would u?
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