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Old 09-17-2008, 07:13 PM
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Why do you think I asked?
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uhhh... genetics?
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Old 09-17-2008, 07:27 PM
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And you think that was an acceptable answer?
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Is that your final answer?
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Who died and made you Regis?
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Children, can't you all behave???

Do you know what will happen if I have to stop this tour bus?

Ms 1/2, would you please continue singing? And could you point your breath in the other direction?
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Want a breathmint halfers? HEE HEE HEE HEE
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Old 09-18-2008, 11:08 AM
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Why is everyone being so mean to 1/2?
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Don't we all love half? (nodding and winking to everybody else)
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Old 09-18-2008, 11:16 AM
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Did you know that my Odin avatar and 1/2's avatar went out for dinner and non-alcoholic drinks with little umbrellas, the other day?
Don't you think I have an emotional investment in ensuring she remains happy?

Miss 1/2, would you please sing us another song? Perhaps you could sing "Stairway to Heaven" or "La Cucaracha"?
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