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09-20-2008, 08:46 PM
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Wouldn't making breakfast (and doing other household tasks) be easier with four paws than with two hands?
Did I miss something? Since when are there vampires in Spain? And why are we going there if there are? (If the ring is in lilered's diaper, I won't try and take it from him...)
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09-20-2008, 08:53 PM
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 Oh, I apologize, I think I misunderstood, I thought you were asking me to feed all those people because I am a woman...but you were asking ME, because I am the grits specialist...right? Mmmm, did you know that I make a mean southern breakfast...grits, toast, sausage patties, bacon, and eggs...???? Yee Haw!!!!! (BTW...I am hungry...I have spaghetti and garlic bread cooking now...)
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09-20-2008, 10:08 PM
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So we're not going to prison next? (or are u all STILL stuck on priates and hobbits?)
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09-20-2008, 10:14 PM
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Prison?
Do you even have a warrant?
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09-20-2008, 11:00 PM
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What could T's mug shot look like???? Say.....Nick Nolte???
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09-20-2008, 11:19 PM
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Could it look like this?
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09-21-2008, 07:57 AM
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Can't you use only two paws that are married to two maws to fix breakfast.
Can we have Sugar Frosted Flakes cuz they make Tony The Tiger roar? Why can't we go to a Spanish Hobbit that doesn't have Vampires but instead has Trolls and its near a Prison? (P.S. I intend on running for office when I get older)
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09-21-2008, 10:26 AM
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What about a Spanish Hobbit that is a Pirate, and he is transporting Dracula to the New World?
I can't fix breakfast now...can't you see that Dr T. has me behind bars? (That's okay, cause they will have to come in eventually to clean my cell/cage...and then I will have my own little breakfast!!!! ROARRRRRR)
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09-21-2008, 02:28 PM
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Aren't the bars Dr T has you behind the kind where you serve up drinks and peanuts? Can we at least get some sodas and snacks over here?
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09-21-2008, 04:43 PM
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Isn't that contraband?
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